Sun Tracker T-Shirts

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

The interested bystanders.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Summertime.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Propane Supply

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Minnesota Weather.

Prison Wallpaper.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

You look tired, Rudy. Nah, I'm actually not tired. Why don't you go take a break. I'll man the counter for you. That's ok, Uncle Mort. Look at those bags beneath your eyes. And … are those wrinkles I see there? Did you know you age faster if you don't sleep? I'm on to you, Uncle Mort. You want me to step away so you can fix yourself an Espresso. Your doctors said no caffeine. You sound paranoid, Rudy. You're seeing duplicity everywhere. That's a symptom of sleep deprivation. I'm just thinking ab

We are not alone!

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."