Sun Tracker Gifts

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

The interested bystanders.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Summertime.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Propane Supply

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Minnesota Weather.

Prison Wallpaper.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

We are not alone!

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'Took me all night to write that message.'