Sunset Watcher Gifts

Summertime.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I love this time of day."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Black hole setting

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Artist on the Beach

Alien crapload

'Nice graphics.'

"I've seen this one."