Sunset Gazer Gifts

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Alien crapload

"Do you want to stay for the credits?"

"I've seen this one."

"Advertising Standards want us to remove some bits from our ad showing pensioners..."

Desk at the Horizon

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Have you been playing dice?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Birds Following Witch.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Black hole setting

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Hot Air Balloon

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Summertime.

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Artist on the Beach

'Nice graphics.'