Sunset Admirers Gifts

Sunset

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Back to school.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Alien crapload

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Romance on the Yacht

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Rating the Sunset

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"I've seen this one."

Sunrise and Sunset

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Spider Web Musical Score.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Summer Sledding

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Desk at the Horizon

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Do-over