Sunrise Admirers Gifts

Man with watch displaying sunrise

Cheese Sunrise

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Sunrise and Sunset

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Spider Web Musical Score.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Sunset

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

How to Rise with the Sun

Rating the Sunrise.

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

Heaven's Way

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'Why not just buy a tube?'

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

Lunar Eclipse

A man opens front door in his night shirt

Gus never found the perfect wave