Sunrise Admirers Pillows

Man with watch displaying sunrise

Cheese Sunrise

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Early Morning Roll Call.

Spider Web Musical Score.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Sunset

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Rating the Sunrise.

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

How to Rise with the Sun

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

Heaven's Way

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'Why not just buy a tube?'

The Werewolf planner

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

Lunar Eclipse

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.