Sunset Enthusiast Gifts

"That can't be good."

'It's been thirty years, Ralph, You can stop saying 'look at that beautiful sunset','

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

"The sunsets here are amazing."

Rating the Sunset

Sunset strip.

'No, I wouldn't like to watch a sun set while we have a little hypothetical chat about early retirement.'

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

Target Practice

Two horizons, no waiting...

Robot and sun

A cat watching the sunset

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Pilot with champagne.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Flight simulator'

'See you in two weeks!'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Summertime.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

Back to school.

Alien crapload

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I've seen this one."

Sunrise and Sunset

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'