Sunset Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That can't be good."

'It's been thirty years, Ralph, You can stop saying 'look at that beautiful sunset','

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

"The sunsets here are amazing."

Rating the Sunset

'No, I wouldn't like to watch a sun set while we have a little hypothetical chat about early retirement.'

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

Target Practice

Two horizons, no waiting...

Robot and sun

A cat watching the sunset

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Pilot with champagne.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Flight simulator'

'See you in two weeks!'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Summertime.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

Back to school.

Alien crapload

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"I've seen this one."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Sunrise and Sunset