Sunset Aficionado T-Shirts

"I prefer the sunset's earlier, impressionist work."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Black hole setting

Greece

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Summer Energy

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Artist on the Beach

'Nice graphics.'

Alien crapload

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Well, now we've seen it."

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Set already!"

"I've seen this one."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Rating the Sunset

'Oh, darling, what a romantic sunset!'