Solar Timekeeper T-Shirts

"Could you change a battery, please?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"You keep impeccable time."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"It's time to wake up!"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

man juggling career, home and children

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"