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'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

man juggling career, home and children

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Hour Glass

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Do' you have the time?'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'