Garden Timekeeper Pillows

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

man juggling career, home and children

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Hour Glass

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Do' you have the time?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Policeman's face reveals clock.