Novelty Timekeeper Pillows

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Dog Walking Services

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Hay Rides $10

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Ball Pool Peril

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Bumper Limos

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.