Novelty Timekeeper Prints

Dog Walking Services

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Ball Pool Peril

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Bumper Limos

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."