Timekeeper With A Twist Prints

"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Solar powered sundial

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

A watch face with Stonehenge

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

Outstanding Time Management

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Do' you have the time?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Policeman's face reveals clock.