Timekeeper Prints

'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

Time Run

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'It's four and a half minutes slow.'

Now is the time

Hassan Rouhani

Clock in, Clock out.

Miserable man with a clock as a face.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'You pulse is as steady as a clock.' - 'You're holding my watch.'

"Seriously? You don't hear a ticking noise?"

'I hate the boss - he's always early when I'm late and late when I'm early!'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

Tornado Watch

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"You should have been here at eight!"

'What do you mean you forgot?'

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Changing Clocks

"3...2...1... Happy new year!"

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"And next, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to anyone who's here for their first meeting of Clockwatchers Anonymous."

"You're gonna get the virus! Get your hands off your face!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"I still have five minutes of hate before I clock in."

"Apparently, nobody up there gives a crap that daylight-saving time is over."

"Notice how their eyes lit up when you stole a glance at your wristwatch?"

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Jewish Time Check

"Maureen, what time is it? .. Oh, never mind, I'll look at my watch."

" I don't know if it's my biological clock or an egg timer but something's ticking."