Timekeeper Mugs

'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

Time Run

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'It's four and a half minutes slow.'

Hassan Rouhani

Clock in, Clock out.

Miserable man with a clock as a face.

'You pulse is as steady as a clock.' - 'You're holding my watch.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Now is the time

"Seriously? You don't hear a ticking noise?"

'I hate the boss - he's always early when I'm late and late when I'm early!'

Tornado Watch

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Changing Clocks

"3...2...1... Happy new year!"

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"And next, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to anyone who's here for their first meeting of Clockwatchers Anonymous."

"You should have been here at eight!"

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

'What do you mean you forgot?'

"You're gonna get the virus! Get your hands off your face!"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Watch reads: 'Time is Money'.

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"Portable, glows in the dark and keeps perfect time. What's not to love?"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

Jewish Time Check

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."