Timekeeper Enthusiast Prints

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Bull's Matador Clock.

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Welcome to the 24 Hour Time Channel...'

"I think we should break for lunch."

2020. When will it end?

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Can that be right?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Outstanding Time Management

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"You're late."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"I charge by the grain."