Timekeeper With A Twist Mugs

"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Solar powered sundial

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Outstanding Time Management

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Policeman's face reveals clock.

"Help! Set me free!"