Family Timekeeper T-Shirts

man juggling career, home and children

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"You keep impeccable time."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"It's running five minutes fast."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.