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'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

Where the Wild Things Summer

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'