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Where the Wild Things Summer

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Dorothy and Toto

Christopher Isherwood

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"And what's the story behind the story?"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

Reality Wagon Train

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Scene from The Emperor's New Clothes. Little boy says: 'But he's not even wearing any designer labels.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Peter

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

An owl searches for a pussycat.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'