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'Rumour has it, that I'm being replaced by someone names Midas.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Look! No hands!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Second lifeReal life.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Ghost puddle

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greece

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'So what have you been up to?'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"