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'I'm glad summer's almost here. I need to be with some of my own kind.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Can that be right?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

Where the Wild Things Summer

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Pubertry

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Robert the Brucie.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

Retirement Age

"What do you mean, 'who are you, old woman'...? Before you went into a coma, I was your, 'beautiful teenage bride!'"