Temporal Explorer T-Shirts

"We're following Carrot Top."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"I come from the future."

Time Management

Grandfather Clock

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'The big bang theory of creation.'

Albert Einstein

Gustave Charpentier

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Captain

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Robert the Brucie.

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"What do you mean, 'who are you, old woman'...? Before you went into a coma, I was your, 'beautiful teenage bride!'"