Family Timekeeper Gifts

man juggling career, home and children

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"You keep impeccable time."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"It's running five minutes fast."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"It's time to wake up!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.