Family Time Planner Gifts

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Babies.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Frog Baby Names

man juggling career, home and children

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

Babies

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

A Visit To The Zoo

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"