Sun-and-snow Enthusiast Gifts

Sounds of the snowplow

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Good News about winter

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Non-Denominational Carols

Giant Snowflake.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'