Summer Jester Gifts

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I hate open-mike night."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Ski kicker.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"I slept funny!"

'This decaf's lousy.'

Never poke fun.

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Work's been really hard."