Summer Jester T-Shirts

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"I hate open-mike night."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ski kicker.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"I slept funny!"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'