Summer Camp Registration Gifts

The Jimi Hendrix tennis camp for girls

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Sausages.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Remember to lash from the outside!

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Campground Conductor