Summer Camp Enrollment Gifts

"What happens in Camp Matawaski stays in Camp Matawaski."

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.