Sukkot Gifts

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

Lemonade and Etrogade Stands

'Uh, Dad, is this going to take long?'

"$100 for a lemon? Are you crazy?!"

Lemonade and Etrogade Stalls

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Kids Playing Doctor.

Sushi Train Set.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Hypatia

Lazy Doctor

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

'His heartbeat has been like that ever since he had the pig valve installed.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"You're not really qualified to handle the Bixby account, but I think your apps can handle it."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

Classical music on car commerical

Take these three times a day until I feel better.