Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.
Sound Bite Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your love of memorable sound bites? Our collection for sound bite aficionados combines humor and personality, bringing your favorite snippets to life across a variety of products. Whether it’s a mug to start your day with a witty quote, a t-shirt that whispers your passion, or a print that captures your essence, these carefully crafted items are designed for those who revel in the power of a good sound bite. Perfect for fans of clever, snappy commentary that makes every moment memorable.
"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."
My other cello is a Stradivari
'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'
Artist and Musician
'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'
"You know damn well what noise!"
"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."
People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'
The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.
"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"
Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle
The Gong
Man chasing microphone.
"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."
Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"
'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'
'Please. Don't get me started.'
Older and wiser
"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"
The battle of the pianos.
Musical Accidents
'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'
Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.
"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"
"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."
"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"
'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'
From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...
Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.
'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'
Pension Matters
"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."
"Now tell me about yourself in a ten second sound bite."
'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'
Sound Bite Aficionado Gifts Collection
Sound Bite Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs curated for sound bite aficionados. Find the perfect witty or clever quote to brighten your day or gift to a fellow enthusiast.
Sound Bite Aficionado Pillows
Browse our pillows featuring humorous and clever sound bites. Perfect for adding a playful and personalized touch to your living space.
Sound Bite Aficionado Prints
Find inspiring and humorous sound bite prints that make great wall decor. Perfect for fans who love to celebrate their passion for clever phrases.
Sound Bite Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for lovers of sharp, memorable phrases. Wear your personality and wit proudly with our creative sound bite apparel.