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"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

Man chasing microphone.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

The battle of the pianos.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

Musical Accidents

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Pension Matters

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

"Now tell me about yourself in a ten second sound bite."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'