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'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

Convenience food.

Back in 5 minutes!

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'What have you got?'

'Please sir - all of them!'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Fighting Covid

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

Al by Jud Johnson

'Care to go out for a bite?'

Lecture on dealing with hecklers-tongues sharpened while you wait.

'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Buzzfeed Does The Bible

"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."

In order to better server our customers we ask that you limit your dinning time to no more than 20 seconds...

"Watch out! She's practicing her kickboxing!"