Quick Bite Enthusiast Mugs

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

Convenience food.

Back in 5 minutes!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'What have you got?'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'Please sir - all of them!'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Fighting Covid

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

Al by Jud Johnson

'Care to go out for a bite?'

Lecture on dealing with hecklers-tongues sharpened while you wait.

'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Buzzfeed Does The Bible

"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."

In order to better server our customers we ask that you limit your dinning time to no more than 20 seconds...

Why do I chew every bite of food exactly 66 times? I have two reasons. One is that it improves my digestion. The other is that Satan told me to.

"Watch out! She's practicing her kickboxing!"