Quick-bite Seekers T-Shirts

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Because it's there!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Honest Vending Machine

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."