Quick-bite Seekers Prints

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'Because it's there!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Honest Vending Machine

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'