Soundbite Savant T-Shirts

Man chasing microphone.

Felix Mendelssohn

All the apps hidden within a phone

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Poetry repairman

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

The Music Lover.

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Anton Bruckner.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

Annoucement

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

Consumer care and technologies

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

Algernon Swinburne

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Dude ... I think your avatar just had a stroke.'

Pension Matters

Ludwig van Beethoven

Some apps are really useful.