Soundbite Savant Mugs

Man chasing microphone.

Felix Mendelssohn

All the apps hidden within a phone

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Poetry repairman

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

The Music Lover.

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Anton Bruckner.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

Benjamin Britten

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

Algernon Swinburne

Consumer care and technologies

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Annoucement

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Pension Matters

Ludwig van Beethoven

Some apps are really useful.

'Dude ... I think your avatar just had a stroke.'