Succot Gifts

Succos Boquet

Lemonade and Etrogade Stalls

"Good boy."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Beer Stall

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Tariffs"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"That was definitely mine."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

From Street Walker to Call Girl

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

Shouting

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

Parenting Wonks

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'