Scotus Fan Gifts

Justice Clarence Thomas

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Claus 2.0

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Beer Stall

"I don't believe in you!"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Yo ho ho!

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

Welcome to Scotland...

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

The Party of Lincoln

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Barack Obama

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

"Mr. Speaker, I would like to request an additional thirty seconds to approach my esteemed colleague from across the aisle and punch him the face."

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Greek Crisis

Santa relaxes by Fire

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

Updated Classics.

Men/Women/Santa.

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

Biden Wins