Sukkot T-Shirts

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Lemonade and Etrogade Stands

'Uh, Dad, is this going to take long?'

"$100 for a lemon? Are you crazy?!"

Lemonade and Etrogade Stalls

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Sushi Train Set.

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Lazy Doctor

Hypatia

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"You're not really qualified to handle the Bixby account, but I think your apps can handle it."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Classical music on car commerical

Take these three times a day until I feel better.

Forged signed memorabilia.

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'