Sugar-conscious Ninja Gifts

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

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Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Dieting Motivation.

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

A Complex Carb.

Bored Baker

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.