Sweet Tooth Ninja Gifts

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"Ninja bread men"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Picking pastries.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Layer cake

In case of Emergency: Break Glass