Sweet Tooth Superhero Gifts

Chocolate Ice Cream

Patisserie: He'll never know.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

American Pastry

Dogs and Cake

Candy Corn Dracula

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Bake-a-thon.

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Bon Bons Away!'

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"You're losing your everything."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"