Sweet Tooth Ninja Pillows

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Ninja bread men"

Picking pastries.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Cake Free Zone

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Layer cake

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'