Sugar-conscious Ninja Pillows

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

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'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Dieting Motivation.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

A Complex Carb.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Bored Baker

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."